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About Me Member Critic Kieranfoy20/Male/United States Recent Activity Deviant for 1 Year
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Damn the Human Rights Acts.

Read. Laugh. Learn.

Are you a beeliever?

Fri Oct 30, 2009, 6:38 AM
WAKE UP, America!

You're all pawns, all of you! Pawns of the New Bee Order! Puppets, pawns, drones!

BEEPLE!

You probably think I'm joking, but I'm not! The NBO is here! The Great Queen is controlling everything!

Think about it. Don't the Beemasons use bees and hexagons in their cultish symbols? Doesn't the Jewish Star of David have a hexagon in it? Haven't the Christians preached about the Land of Milk and HONEY!?!?!?!?

The bees have manipulated our beliefs for centuries! The Communists, they were worshippers of the bees! Stalin was a Bee General! The commune is the hive!

The New Agers, it's just bee worship! Those feminists, they're just worshipping the bee Queen and calling her a goddess!

They were behind 911. It was an inhive job, I tell you! Buildings can’t collapse that quickly, no they can’t, not from fire, but they can if their support pillars were doused with flammable BEE VENOM!

And while I’m on the subject of venom, what kind of moron lets the bees sting him? I’ll tell you who! A vaccinator! Yes, beeple, the vaccines contain bee venom, designed to make you a mellow, humble servant of the bees. You’ve been chemically treated since your childhood to be a servant of the bees, a drone!

But the treatment wears off. It’s why they keep creating new ‘diseases’, so they can inject you with Mind-control Venom!

The beedia films their stories of diseases and fatalities, but they’re all invented! Made up! Lies!

And do you believe the lies about Africanized Honeybees? The Killer Bees are deliberate, not some mistake! They're the bees Master Race!

Government lies!

It’s all lies!

Go here, beeple: [link]

This man tells the truth, he sees it like it is. He exposes the lies of the government, and he kicks bee ass!

Do you beelieve?

  • Mood: Bliss
  • Listening to: The Truth!
  • Reading: The Truth!
  • Watching: The NBO!

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  • Current Residence: Aloria, Krynn, Amber, Aquilonia, Imrryr, and other places. I get around...
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  • Print preference: Small print is good, so you can fit more words to a page.
  • Interests: Reading, History, Writing fanfic.
  • Favourite movie: Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, 3:10 to Yuma, Spaceballs, Dagon, Cutthroat Island.
  • Favourite band or musician: Enya, Loreena McKenitt
  • Favourite genre of music: Celtic, World... Eclectic, really.
  • Favourite artist: Arthur Rackham
  • Favourite poet or writer: David Eddings, Jim Butcher, Terry Pratchett.
  • Favourite photographer: My own eyes.
  • Favourite style of art: Nifty art!
  • Operating System: Vista. Cest la vie, eh?
  • MP3 player of choice: I prefer old-fashioned Cds, myself.
  • Shell of choice: Um... tortoise?
  • Wallpaper of choice: The Dresden Files Turn Coat book cover wallpaper.
  • Skin of choice: Mine's pretty darn good, if I do say so myself.
  • Favourite game: Messing with people's minds.
  • Favourite gaming platform: The human mind.
  • Favourite cartoon character: Maleficent, Jafar, Mozenrath, Scar... all cool Disney Villains.
  • Personal Quote: You call this a Bloody Mary? Tastes more like an Anemic Susan!
  • Tools of the Trade: Three daggers, two pistols, shot and powder, a cutlass- oh, wait, you mean on dA...

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:iconvbaadmin:
You, good sir, have won an internet.

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:iconkieranfoy:
Why, thank you, my good sir.

Me likes teh internetz.

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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!

I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
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:iconpentagramber:
You know, I just remembered something I should inform you of--as I'm sure you'd enjoy it immensely. My friend Froggy and I were at it again and had another RP, and currently, we're working on another one; but I think this'll be enough for your plate until we're done with the new one.

Warnings that you'll love: tentacles, whipping, YES, I'M INVOLVED, Jerry/Amber/Sam, awesomesauce, ect, ect.

[link]

Enjoy the tl;dr! I know I did... :iconicameplz:
:iconkieranfoy:
Hurr. Off to read now.

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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!

I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
:iconkieranfoy:
Hurrrrrrr indeed.

Howyadoin', anyway?

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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!

I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
:iconpentagramber:
I'm doing good. A big group of my friends and I started this prank calling channel on YouTube where we post all our prank calls. You should check it out: [link]
:iconpentagramber:
O HAY DER MISTAH :iconicameplz:

Guess who? CAN YOU GUESS? HUH? HUH?

Don't mention anything of the past. Get some fucking MSN or YIM... or email me or some shit. -stare-

Yes, it is I, Amber--Jerry's fuck mistress. XD
:iconkieranfoy:
Didjer see my new journal yet, you rotten beeple?

Oh, and how's Jerry? I mean generally, not in bed.

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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!

I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
:iconpentagramber:
I just did, and commented with win. Also, Jerry's doing fine disregarding his annual depression due to Halloween. The poor Devil. You can't imagine what stress he goes through around this time of year. His legion of demons have vacation, the damned are left idle in hell until said vacations are over--paperwork multiplies by the stacks and not to mention the terrible nonsense he must go through seeing as Halloween is the epitome of the commercialization of evil. POOR, POOR, JERRY.
:iconkieranfoy:
Aw, poor Jerry. Being the Arch-Fiend must suck.

Happy Halloween, Amber.

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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!

I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.

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