WAKE UP, America!
You're all pawns, all of you! Pawns of the New Bee Order! Puppets, pawns, drones!
BEEPLE!
You probably think I'm joking, but I'm not! The NBO is here! The Great Queen is controlling everything!
Think about it. Don't the Beemasons use bees and hexagons in their cultish symbols? Doesn't the Jewish Star of David have a hexagon in it? Haven't the Christians preached about the Land of Milk and HONEY!?!?!?!?
The bees have manipulated our beliefs for centuries! The Communists, they were worshippers of the bees! Stalin was a Bee General! The commune is the hive!
The New Agers, it's just bee worship! Those feminists, they're just worshipping the bee Queen and calling her a goddess!
They were behind 911. It was an inhive job, I tell you! Buildings cant collapse that quickly, no they cant, not from fire, but they can if their support pillars were doused with flammable BEE VENOM!
And while Im on the subject of venom, what kind of moron lets the bees sting him? Ill tell you who! A vaccinator! Yes, beeple, the vaccines contain bee venom, designed to make you a mellow, humble servant of the bees. Youve been chemically treated since your childhood to be a servant of the bees, a drone!
But the treatment wears off. Its why they keep creating new diseases, so they can inject you with Mind-control Venom!
The beedia films their stories of diseases and fatalities, but theyre all invented! Made up! Lies!
And do you believe the lies about Africanized Honeybees? The Killer Bees are deliberate, not some mistake! They're the bees Master Race!
Government lies!
Its all lies!
Go here, beeple:
[link]This man tells the truth, he sees it like it is. He exposes the lies of the government, and he kicks bee ass!
Do you beelieve?
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VBAnetwork:
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Me likes teh internetz.
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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
Warnings that you'll love: tentacles, whipping, YES, I'M INVOLVED, Jerry/Amber/Sam, awesomesauce, ect, ect.
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Enjoy the tl;dr! I know I did...
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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
Howyadoin', anyway?
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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
Guess who? CAN YOU GUESS? HUH? HUH?
Don't mention anything of the past. Get some fucking MSN or YIM... or email me or some shit. -stare-
Yes, it is I, Amber--Jerry's fuck mistress. XD
Oh, and how's Jerry? I mean generally, not in bed.
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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
Happy Halloween, Amber.
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You survived the Mudkip invasion of '08? That's nothing. I survived the False Conversion of the Spleef!
I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending I'm deaf.
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